guroslime:

person : why do you draw everything facing left in 3/4 view

me : im a right handed mediocre artist 

arcticmonkies:

I always get offended when people go around me on the highway I’m sorry are we not going fast enough for you. Are you in a hurry. We’re all going to die anyway

Introducing PT thunder

Introducing PT thunder

carohoku said: WHAAAAA! For what? That’s so awesome

One of the producers was doing stand up at an underground art show i work for a few weeks ago

The daily show has college students intern there pretty often for school credit. she thought id be a good kid for the job

its been so long since i read a book that i felt like i couldnt put down

its been years that is SO sad

please please please recommend something

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The daily show just emailed me asking for an interview and i am terrified

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Ayn Rand’s Harry Potter and The Sorcerer’s Stone
“Malfoy bought the whole team brand-new Nimbus Cleansweeps!” Ron said, like a poor person. “That’s not fair!”
“Everything that is possible is fair,” Harry reminded him gently. “If he is able to purchase better equipment, that is his right as an individual. How is Draco’s superior purchasing ability qualitatively different from my superior Snitch-catching ability?”
“I guess it isn’t,” Ron said crossly.
Harry laughed, cool and remote, like if a mountain were to laugh. “Someday you’ll understand, Ron.”

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Ayn Rand’s Harry Potter and The Sorcerer’s Stone

“Malfoy bought the whole team brand-new Nimbus Cleansweeps!” Ron said, like a poor person. “That’s not fair!”

“Everything that is possible is fair,” Harry reminded him gently. “If he is able to purchase better equipment, that is his right as an individual. How is Draco’s superior purchasing ability qualitatively different from my superior Snitch-catching ability?”

“I guess it isn’t,” Ron said crossly.

Harry laughed, cool and remote, like if a mountain were to laugh. “Someday you’ll understand, Ron.”

Aspirational Fan-fiction About Clothing I Cannot Afford — Sarah Griff

"I don’t feel sexy"

"I don’t feel sexy"

ive been watching a lot of caitlins stand up today because tourettes without regrets is coming up and i miss her terribly